As you probably know, I'm good at some things and lousy at others. One of the things I'm lousy at is persuasion. Because I'm so lousy at persuasion, I can't persuade people to buy my comics. Since that's the case, I've determined that I should ask a more persuasive person to persuade people to buy my comics. Are you that more persuasive person? My guess is that you are. My inability to persuade is so horrendous that it seems like anybody and everybody is more persuasive than I am.

Whatever the case, I need to get in contact with a more peruasive person to help get more people interested in my comics. If this persuasive person can persuade peple to buy my comics, I promise to share a percentage of the money I make from getting my comics sold. It's only far. And as you may know, I'm really into fairness.

Anyway, please help me find that persuasive person or persons I need to help make my comics profitable.